10/8/03The People of Kalifornia have spoken.
They have chosen to recall Gray Davis, and replace him with an Austrian-born,
Weightlifter/Aktor. Never mind that said Weightlifter/Aktor has
ZERO EXPERIENCE in Government. And never mind that said Weightlifter/Aktor
stands accused of being a Serial Groper. And absolutely NEVER MIND
that said Weightlifter/Aktor has CLOSE PERSONAL TIES WITH SUCH ETHICAL
LUMINARIES AS KEN LAY AND MICHAEL MILKEN. (Arnold swears he doesn't
remember any such meeting taking place, but My Sources say the Governor-Elect
is suffering from an "early onset" case of "Waldheimerz
Disease," the symptoms of which include intermittent memory
loss and the occassional outburst of melodic Prussian anthems.)
But seriously.... The People have surely enough spoken.... and proven yet again the DEPTH and BREADTH of their cumulative IGNORANCE, proven yet again how easily they are manipulated by the media, how simply they are led. As far as I can see, the core of
the problem lies in the fact that most people (and especially MOST
Kalifornians) are shallow. They like whatever "Looks Good."
If it's a car, it has to be the biggest, baddest pig on the road.
If it's a woman, humongous artificial breasts and a tight ass trump
brains and a "great personality."
.......And In Washington The White House plans to invoke EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE to protect
the TREASONOUS BASTARD (or BASTARDS) who Outed Undercover CIA Op,
Valerie Plame.
Next stop.......... Syria.
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