10/07/03
ROY
HORN IS IN OUR THOUGHTS.
MAY HIS
RECOVERY BE SWIFT AND COMPLETE.
BUSH/ROVE/SCHWARTZENGROPER'S
FOURTH
REICH?
THE
GREYMAN TO AHNOLD:
SUCK ON THIS
GENERAL CLARK'S
THOUGHTS
ON IRAQ
UK'S COOK SPILLS
BEANS.
BLAIR KNEW SADAAM
DIDN'T HAVE WMD!!!!!! (MUST READ!)
NOT ONE GODDAMN
WMD FOUND: SO
DUBYAH WANTS TO GIVE DAVID
KAY
$600 MILLION & ANOTHER 6-9 MONTHS
TO "FINISH THE JOB"
10/07/03
I don't get it.
Some whacked out "Palestinian" blew herself up, and took
along 19 innocent civilians, four of whom were children. A truly
despicable act perpetrated by a twisted rabid mind....
As terrible as the
carnage was, it was really just another day in Israel.
So why did the IDF
utilize this particular bit of terrorism as an incitement to bomb
Syria. As far as I know, it's not Syrians blowing themselves up
in Israeli restaurants. (Someone please correct me if I'm wrong.
I'm a big guy. I can take it.) As a person well schooled in psychology,
the above referenced behavior screams for notice.
But is this really
just a classic case of TRANSFERENCE? Is it really just a larger,
much more dangerous version of "Daddy Kicks the Dog because
He Can't Kick The Boss (Can't kick Mommy either, if he wants to
keep his concealed carry permit). Or is there something else going
on here?
Before the Invasion
of Iraq was complete, I predicted that the next country in line
for "Democratization" would be Syria. My thinking was,
and still is, that if Dubyah went after Syria, he'd have a direct
route to run Iraqi OIL TO ISRAEL.
And besides that, he really needs another DISTRACTION to take the
people's mind's off their troubles. (The ones that he caused)...And
getting into a war with Iran or North Korea (at this moment) would
be far more difficult.
....And of course
Herr Schwartzengroper thinks this is a GREAT IDEA. Gasoline at A
BUCK A GALLON makes driving around in that GAS-GUZZLING-POLLUTION-SPEWING-AMERICAN
ICON OF CONSPICUOUS CONSUPTION affordable. (not that Arnold need
worry.) The Egomaniacal SOB owns FIVE OF 'EM!!!!
Yeah-Arnold is just
what Kalifornia needs right now.
......... and HUMMER....What
Marketing Moron came up with that ridiculous name anyway?
That's no name for
that Gigantor, Militaristic piece of American shit.
I mean, I always thought
a Hummer was the thing Monica gave Bill in The Oval Office.... Which
would mean:
HUMMER GOOD!!!
AMERICAN DIESEL FOUR-BY-FOUR
ROAD PIG BAD!
.....And listen up-
I don't wanna hear a bunch of whining from any of you 4-by-4 racin',
desert tortoise torturing MoFu's... If your name is Jesse Ventura,
or you live in a place that gets snowed in every winter, then YOU
need a 4X4. But if you're just some yuppie scumbag, or soccer mom,
that drives a Fordasaurus, or some such profanity-on-wheels because
it's "like so cooool, man," then you should be skinned
before you're shot for treason.
DRIVING
A GAS GUZZLER WITHOUT A LEGITIMATE REASON IS
THE ACT OF A TRAITOR!
An
Open Letter to William Peterson-
Producer and Star of the hit CBS show, CSI.
Let me start by saying that Mrs. Bruin and I are big fans of the
Original CSI. We've enjoyed the show since
its first episode. The writing is excellent and the stories
are quirky. Now for the criticism:
1. Lose the beard Bill. It doesn't work for the character,
and despite what you may believe,
it does nothing to camouflage your chins.
2. Bill, you're trundling. Maybe you oughta cut
down on the "walk-and-talk" scenes. OR
3. You could keep the beard and have your writers
come up with a storyline that has you getting
maimed on the job (shot, stabbed, hit with a pipe, etc.).
Make it a two-parter and have your
character become a parapalegic.... Then you could
have one of the "Lab Rats" act as your Personal Assistant,
wheeling
your big ass around to different Crime Scenes.
OR
4. Take a break from the craft service table, call Richard Simmons
&
lose the extra pounds! We know that TV productions frequent
18 hour days makes it hard to take time
to exercise but MAKE THE TIME. You owe it to yourself,
your family & your fans - we think you're great
& we want you to be healthy and productive
for years to come.
Just a thought Bill.
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