10/03/03-10/05/03

Republican Controlled Congress Prepares
To Gut Roe v. Wade/Welcome back to the 1950's

 

Der Schwarzengroper on track
to be California's Next Governor/
Can I hear a 'zieg heil' for
The New World Order???



UK's Jack Straw: "Up is Down,
Slavery is Freedom, War is Peace"



Anyone Remember 'Tet' ?

 

& Even if dubyah gets trounced in 2004,
He and his buds will slither away,
each richer than Bill Gates.
Rape and Pillage/Business as Usual for
The Oil Cartel of USUK.
Makes yah proud, don't it?




 
An Open Letter to William Peterson- Producer and Star of the hit CBS show, CSI.


Let me start by saying that Mrs. Bruin and I are big fans of the Original CSI. We've enjoyed the show since
its first episode. The writing is excellent and the stories are quirky. Now for the criticism:

1. Lose the beard Bill. It doesn't work for the character, and despite what you may believe,
it does nothing to camouflage your chins.

2. Bill, you're trundling. Maybe you oughta cut down on the "walk-and-talk" scenes. OR

3. You could keep the beard and have your writers come up with a storyline that has you getting maimed on the job (shot, stabbed, hit with a pipe, etc.). Make it a two-parter and have your character become a parapalegic.... Then you could have one of the "Lab Rats" act as your Personal Assistant, wheeling your big ass around to different Crime Scenes.
OR

4. Take a break from the craft service table, call Richard Simmons &
lose the extra pounds! We know that TV productions frequent
18 hour days makes it hard to take time
to exercise but MAKE THE TIME. You owe it to yourself,
your family & your fans - we think you're great
& we want you to be healthy and productive
for years to come.
Just a thought Bill.

 

 

 

Re: IRAQ

 

I truly hope that I'm proven wrong on this, but here is what I predict:

1. Before next spring there will be one or more "spectacular"
attacks on USUK troops where there will be substantial casualties,
something along the lines of the Tet Offensive.

2. All-out Civil War will ensue in the region as fighters from
Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, etc. converge for the
singular purpose of killing as many Americans as possible.

3. Our troops surrounded, The US will, once again, utilize
Nuclear Weapons to "Save American Lives."

4. This will make China, Russia, North Korea and the EU extremely
edgy, and could lead to further Nuclear exchanges.
(Let's not forget about India/Pakistan & Israel)

5. Another massive terrorist attack will occur on US soil and

6. Homeland Security will raise the Threat Elevation to RED and

7. Herr Bush will declare MARTIAL LAW and SUSPEND THE CONSTITUTION,
and indefinitely POSTPONE THE 2004 ELECTION.

All for our own good, of course.

 

 

And then there's been an awful lot of stories
about RUSH and ILLEGAL USE OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.
I'll tell yah what I think. I think the guy who invents the drug
that can make me forget about the LAST 3 YEARS is
gonna be one rich mutha!

 

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