THE HOUNDS HAVE BEEN RELEASED

 

JUST WHAT IRAQ NEEDS:
10,000 TURKISH TROOPS

 


RUSH ADMITS HE'S
A JUNKIE

 


RED CROSS PROTESTS CONDITIONS
AT "AMERICA'S GULAG"

 

PAUL KRUGMAN'S
"LESSONS IN CIVILITY"



NOW THIS IS REALLY SCARY!
PRESIDENT AHNOLDT

DUBYAH'S EXCELLENT
ENVIRONMENTAL POLICIES,
PART 1


RICE REITERATES:
(MIS)ADMINISTRATION
DID
THE RIGHT THING
ILLEGALLY INVADING IRAQ


DUBYAH IS DELUSIONAL:
INSISTS HE'S RIGHT AND
THE REST OF THE WORLD
IS WRONG



AL JAZEERA'S
POLITICAL HUMOR


WHAT'S REALLY IN
'PUMPING IRON'?


TROOP MORALE IN THE TOILET

 

 

The People of Kalifornia have spoken. They have chosen to recall Gray Davis, and replace him with an Austrian-born, Weightlifter/Aktor. Never mind that said Weightlifter/Aktor has ZERO EXPERIENCE in Government. And never mind that said Weightlifter/Aktor stands accused of being a Serial Groper. And absolutely NEVER MIND that said Weightlifter/Aktor has CLOSE PERSONAL TIES WITH SUCH ETHICAL LUMINARIES AS KEN LAY AND MICHAEL MILKEN. (Arnold swears he doesn't remember any such meeting taking place, but My Sources say the Governor-Elect is suffering from an "early onset" case of "Waldheimerz Disease," the symptoms of which include intermittent memory loss and the occassional outburst of melodic Prussian anthems.) But seriously....

The People have surely enough spoken.... and proven yet again the DEPTH and BREADTH of their cumulative IGNORANCE, proven yet again how easily they are manipulated by the media, how simply they are led.

As far as I can see, the core of the problem lies in the fact that most people (and especially MOST Kalifornians) are shallow. They like whatever "Looks Good." If it's a car, it has to be the biggest, baddest pig on the road. If it's a woman, humongous artificial breasts and a tight ass trump brains and a "great personality."
Given the choice, every patriotic red-blooded American will choose
FLASH OVER SUBSTANCE.

As Mrs Bruin is fond of saying: "More is More!"

 

.......And In Washington

The White House plans to invoke EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE to protect the TREASONOUS BASTARD (or BASTARDS) who Outed Undercover CIA Op, Valerie Plame.

The more I read of this story, the more pissed I get. Intimidating those who openly disagree with Policy is FASCISM. Putting LIVES AT RISK in the process is more than inexcuseable, it's one of the text book definitions of TREASON. George Bush and his gang of thugs HAVE NO HONOR. They have proven this time and time again. They will Lie, Cheat, Steal and MURDER to PROTECT THEIR INTERESTS.... And don't be fooled. The American People mean nothing to folks like dubyah, cheney, wolfie and Rummy. We're Nothing but CANNON FODDER and OPEN WALLETS for their never-ending WAR.

 

Next stop.......... Syria.