Monday, 11/10/03

 

 

JESSICA LYNCH BLASTS PENTAGON
(SHE'S MY HERO)

 

 

MOSSAD AGENT: U.S. CREATING
PERFECT CONDITIONS FOR HOLY WAR
IN MIDDLE EAST
(DOES THE NAME "CUSTER" RING ANY BELLS?)

 

 

AUSSIE LAWYER: U.S. TORTURING INMATES
AT GUANTANAMO GULAG
("THAT'S CUZ WE DON'T TORTURE PEOPLE
IN AMERICA." -QUOTH DUBYA, LAST WEEK IN AUSTRALIA)

 


DARK HOUSE DENIES REPORTS
THAT THE DRAFT IS COMING BACK
(HOW ELSE DO YOU FIGURE DUBYA'S
GONNA BE ABLE TO EFFICIENTLY RAPE AND
PILLAGE IRAQ, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY
CREATING A WHOLE LOTTA JOBS??!!!)

 

 

CANADIAN CITIZEN IS DEPORTED
TO SYRIA
: DETAINED AND TORTURED
FOR MORE THAN 10 MONTHS
(WE SHOULD ALL BE VERY AFRAID)