AUSSIE LAWYER:
U.S.
TORTURING INMATES
AT GUANTANAMO GULAG
("THAT'S CUZ WE DON'T TORTURE PEOPLE
IN AMERICA." -QUOTH DUBYA, LAST WEEK IN AUSTRALIA)
DARK HOUSE DENIES REPORTS THAT
THE DRAFT IS COMING BACK
(HOW ELSE DO YOU FIGURE DUBYA'S
GONNA BE ABLE TO EFFICIENTLY RAPE AND
PILLAGE IRAQ, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY
CREATING A WHOLE LOTTA JOBS??!!!)