Monday 1/26/04
Well, I'm back!
Hope yah didn't miss me too much this last week. I had some "personal"
emergencies to attend to that kept me away from the computer;
Nothing deadly, merely stressful.
So here's what's
been happening as of late in the Dubya MisAdministration:
Our
Oily VP, Slick-Dick Crash-Cart Cheney,
has been OUT MURDERING MALLARDS with
his "long-time friend" (and Chief InJustice)
Antonin Scalia. In a classic case of DENIAL,
Chief Scalia has stated publicly there is
no CONFLICT OF INTEREST here, even though the Chief has agreed
to hear the case involving Slick Dick's
meetings with the ENERGY CABAL. Can you say
EX PARTE COMMUNICATIONS?
And then we have
the case of our Slimeball pResident bypassing the traditional vetting
process for Appellate Judiciary while Congress
was away on Holiday. Judge Pickering (Republican
KKK) of Mississippi, was elevated to the 2nd District Appellate
Court by way of "Recess Appointment". Can
you say FUCK THE CONSTITUTION?
And how about CBS
cancelling MOVEON.ORG's 30 second spot scheduled to be aired
during the Stupid Bowl? Can you say FAIR AND
BALANCED?
...And
the best of all: Dubya's PHOTO OP at
the grave of Martin Luther King (who
was no doubt spinning in his casket). Makes yah proud
to be a 'Murican.... No wait! Isn't
PRIDE one of the 7 DEADLY SINS? Of course it is, and that
was the reason J. Edgar Ashcroft of
the Department of InJustice gave for removing
the phrase "Taking Pride In Our Work" from all OFFICIAL
documents from his office. (A phrase that had been used for
a century)
HOW DID AMERICA
GET SO FUCKED UP IN SO SHORT A TIME?
...But don't lose
hope, and don't believe the "POLLS" the 'Murican Media
are pimping. It's
all BULLSHIT!
...AND IN IRAQ:
The number of Dead 'Murican Troops has hit
500, and continues to climb daily. Viceroy
Bremer has been recalled to Washington for more strategic talks
on how to EXTRICATE (Read cut-and-run) Dubya from the Iraq Quagmire
in time for the November election. ....And let me tell yah,
IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. What IS gonna happen is Iraq
is gonna have a CIVIL WAR. Ali Sistani,
the Grand Poobah of the Shi'ite Majority has kept his followers
quiet UP UNTIL NOW. Unlike Dubya, Mr.
Sistani is an EDUCATED, INTELLIGENT AND SAVVY
human being. He
knows he has Dubya by the Balls (UTILIZING
TWEEZERS!), and he's waited until NOW
to start TWISTING.
.... Dubya says
he wants to bring "Democracy" to the Middle East. Yeah
right! As
Reverend Sharpton quipped on Bill
Maher the other night, "How 'bout
bringing Democracy to Florida first?"
DEMOCRACY means
One Person=One Vote. If True Democracy is ALLOWED in Iraq, it would
most certainly mean a Muslim Theocracy similar to Iran, where the
MAJORITY SHI'ITES would call the shots... Which would translate
to A WHOLE LOTTA BLOODSHED (Read lots
of DEAD SUNNI'S, KURDS AND (OH-NO!) CHRISTIANS) So Dubya has no
intention of ALLOWING Iraq to be a Democracy...... Which in turn
means Iraq will be partitioned, with the Shia's ruling the SOUTH,
Sunni's ruling the CENTER, and Kurds controlling the OIL RICH NORTH...
Which in turn will lead to TURKEY (Read NATO) DECLARING WAR against
the KURDS.... which in turn will bring in Syria and Egypt. And there
is NO WAY TO AVOID THIS SCENARIO!!! IT IS
ALREADY IN PLAY. DEBKAFILE.COM REPORTS THAT 100,000 SHI'TES AND
SUNNIS ARE MARCHING IN BAGHDAD RIGHT NOW!! (REUTERS
CLAIMS MERELY 10,000 PROTESTERS)
Here's the BOTTOM
LINE:
If YOU are between the ages of 18-25, and intend to vote for Dubya
in November, you are a FOOL. Because a vote for Dubya will ASSURE
YOUR INVOLUNTARY SERVITUDE in THE IMPERIAL ARMED FORCES. Same goes
for any of you with CHILDREN, or planning to have children.
ANYBODY BUT BUSH
IN 2004
SEND THE FAUX COWBOY-
WAR CRIMINAL BACK TO CRAWFORD!
U.S. TROOPS THREATENED
IN
COLOMBIA
A
COWARD GOES TO BAGHDAD
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