Wednesday -12/31/03
Will Mad Cow Disease
be the SILVER BULLET that DETHRONES
Dubya The Usurper, and installs a LEGITIMATE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
in 2004? (See Graphic-
Over 18 only!)
Maybe it's just
wishful thinking on my part, but I think THIS
is a distinct possibility. And I'll tell ya why: Over
the decades I've observed the "Dumbing Down and Fattening Up"
of the 'Murican Citizenry. I've seen it everyday, and I
live in El Lay, The City of Beautiful People. I can only
imagine what the rest of the country looks like. These are the very
same people who voted FOR Dubya simply because
William Jefferson Clinton got his knob waxed in the Oval Office
by a 20 year old intern! Oh how Improper!
Never mind the LARGEST SURPLUS IN U.S. HISTORY. Time for a change.
Time to put "the grown-ups" back in charge. Yeah,
right.
So, for the last
three years, the Overfed, Under-read masses
that make up the majority in 'Murica, have
worshipped at the feet of The Great Protector, Restorer of Integrity,
Usurper-Dubya. They BELIEVE every word
that wafts like Bovine flatulence from the Dubya off-White House;
The link between Saddam and Osama,
The FACT that Saddam possessed WEAPONS
OF MASS DESTRUCTION, that Saddam tried
to purchase "Yellowcake" from Niger to build an atomic
weapon, yadda-yadda-yadda. If FOX NEWS
ran the story, it meant it was God's Truth,
or at least it was God's Personally Chosen
Representative on Earth's Truth. Either way, the
Overfed/Under-Read ate it up like it was a "Mickey-D's
Quarter-Pounder with Cheese and Bacon!" Which
brings me back to my point, which is why I believe the MAD
COW ISSUE will ultimately take down
the HOUSE THAT ROVE BUILT.
The 'Murican People
will Tolerate being LIED TO, STOLEN FROM, and even SODOMIZED on
National TV (Coming Next Season on FEAR FACTOR!),
but the one thing THEY WON'T TOLERATE is BEING
DEPRIVED OF BEEF in all its myriad of forms. (Are
all you JELL-O Eaters out there listening?)
Because it all
gets down to this:
BEEF
IS AMERICA & AMERICA IS BEEF!
Ya know what I'm sayin': COW-BOYS/COW-GIRLS!
We're talkin' 'MURICAN ICONS HERE!!!
...And how about
this for POETIC JUSTICE? Guess
which state stands the TO LOSE THE MOST $$$ as
the REST OF THE WORLD BANS IMPORTS OF AMERICAN BEEF, and 'Muricans
themselves begin to turn away from COW PRODUCTS in droves? ...Yah
guesed it; That state would be none other
than TEXAS; The SAME state with a VILLAGE CURRENTLY MISSING ITS
IDIOT.
With
Mad Cow Disease rearing its ugly head in Washington State,
The SECOND AMERICAN REVOLUTION HAS BECOME
IMMINENT!
...Just WATCH
as the ECONOMY does a CRASH AND BURN during
the upcoming 3-4 months... WATCH as
the SAFETY of the FOOD SUPPLY becomes an issue.
And if Al Qa'ida
strikes again at America,
as Osama bin Forgotten is assuring the WORLD it will, WATCH
as DER FUHRER orders HOMELAND SECURITY to issue a RED ALERT, and
declare MARTIAL LAW.
.....And in the
News
CHICKENHAWK'S
MANIFESTO FOR 2004 DETAILS
NEXT IN LINE FOR REGIME CHANGE:
SYRIA, IRAN, NORTH KOREA (FRANCE?)
ASHCROFT
RECUSES HIMSELF FROM
PLAME INQUIRY, APPOINTS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR
(PERHAPS JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL AFTER ALL,
ALTHOUGH I'D REALLY BE SURPRISED)
U.S.
RESTRICTS AIRSPACE OVER
"MAJOR EVENTS" AND LAS VEGAS STRIP
(& THE WORLD IS A MUCH SAFER PLACE
NOW THAT SADDAM IS IN CUSTODY!!)
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