12-29-03

 

Will Mad Cow Disease be the SILVER BULLET that DETHRONES Dubya The Usurper, and installs a LEGITIMATE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT in 2004? (See Graphic- Over 18 only!)

Maybe it's just wishful thinking on my part, but I think THIS is a distinct possibility. And I'll tell ya why: Over the decades I've observed the "Dumbing Down and Fattening Up" of the 'Murican Citizenry. I've seen it everyday, and I live in El Lay, The City of Beautiful People. I can only imagine what the rest of the country looks like. These are the very same people who voted FOR Dubya simply because William Jefferson Clinton got his knob waxed in the Oval Office by a 20 year old intern! Oh how Improper! Never mind the LARGEST SURPLUS IN U.S. HISTORY. Time for a change. Time to put "the grown-ups" back in charge. Yeah, right.

So, for the last three years, the Overfed, Under-read masses that make up the majority in 'Murica, have worshipped at the feet of The Great Protector, Restorer of Integrity, Usurper-Dubya. They BELIEVE every word that wafts like Bovine flatulence from the Dubya off-White House; The link between Saddam and Osama, The FACT that Saddam possessed WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, that Saddam tried to purchase "Yellowcake" from Niger to build an atomic weapon, yadda-yadda-yadda. If FOX NEWS ran the story, it meant it was God's Truth, or at least it was God's Personally Chosen Representative on Earth's Truth. Either way, the Overfed/Under-Read ate it up like it was a "Mickey-D's Quarter-Pounder with Cheese and Bacon!" Which brings me back to my point, which is why I believe the MAD COW ISSUE will ultimately take down the HOUSE THAT ROVE BUILT.

The 'Murican People will Tolerate being LIED TO, STOLEN FROM, and even SODOMIZED on National TV (Coming Next Season on FEAR FACTOR!), but the one thing THEY WON'T TOLERATE is BEING DEPRIVED OF BEEF in all its myriad of forms. (Are all you JELL-O Eaters out there listening?)

Because it all gets down to this:
BEEF IS AMERICA & AMERICA IS BEEF!
Ya know what I'm sayin': COW-BOYS/COW-GIRLS! We're talkin' 'MURICAN ICONS HERE!!!

...And how about this for POETIC JUSTICE? Guess which state stands the TO LOSE THE MOST $$$ as the REST OF THE WORLD BANS IMPORTS OF AMERICAN BEEF, and 'Muricans themselves begin to turn away from COW PRODUCTS in droves? ...Yah guesed it; That state would be none other than TEXAS; The SAME state with a VILLAGE CURRENTLY MISSING ITS IDIOT.

With Mad Cow Disease rearing its ugly head in Washington State, The SECOND AMERICAN REVOLUTION HAS BECOME IMMINENT!

...Just WATCH as the ECONOMY does a CRASH AND BURN during the upcoming 3-4 months... WATCH as the SAFETY of the FOOD SUPPLY becomes an issue.

And if Al Qa'ida strikes again at America, as Osama bin Forgotten is assuring the WORLD it will, WATCH as DER FUHRER orders HOMELAND SECURITY to issue a RED ALERT, and declare MARTIAL LAW.

 

.....And in the News

 

ASHCROFT RECUSES HIMSELF FROM
PLAME INQUIRY, APPOINTS SPECIAL PROSECUTOR
(PERHAPS JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL AFTER ALL)

 

U.S. RESTRICTS AIRSPACE OVER
"MAJOR EVENTS" AND LAS VEGAS STRIP
(& THE WORLD IS A MUCH SAFER PLACE
NOW THAT SADDAM IS IN CUSTODY!!)

 

PERSON OF THE YEAR -2003

D. L. Bruin's choice for PERSON OF THE YEAR FOR 2003 is JESSICA LYNCH.

I gotta tell yah here and now that I Love Jessica, and not just because she's young and beautiful, but because she represents EVERYTHING that is GOOD ABOUT AMERICA. This is a humble young woman from a small town, who found herself thrust into the LIMELIGHT as the STAR of a PENTAGON STUDIOS PRODUCTION. Pvt. Jessica's "Rescue" was broadcast around the world, and her story USED and ABUSED by the Bush MisAdministration to promote their ILLEGAL INVASION OF IRAQ.

Jessica wisely kept silent for the many months it would take to process her Discharge from the U.S. Army. But once she was a CIVILIAN again, SHE BLASTED THE PENTAGON for lying about the facts of her capture, and using her as a SYMBOL for their ILLEGAL, UNWARRANTED WAR!

So like I said before: I love Jessica Lynch.... She's YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL, HONEST, and she has A LOT OF HEART. And if I was a coupla years younger....

And one more thing: Jessica Lynch's parents must be some damn fine people, because they did a helluva job raising their daughter. May the Lynch Family find Peace and Happiness this Holiday Season and throughout their lives.

 

Oh yeah, Mrs. Bruin said to pass this along: If you enjoy this site, BE A MENSCH & BUY ONE (OR BOTH!) OF D. L. BRUIN'S BOOKS. It's the RIGHT THING TO DO, and you'll be SUPPORTING THE ARTS, & as an added benefit YOU'LL have FABULOUS KARMA headed your way!

COMING UP FOR 2004!!!! KEEP AN EAR OUT FOR RADIO AIR-BEAR
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