Thursday 12/18/03

 

So the CIA is supposedly just now being put in charge of interrogating Saddam. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And apparently Mr. Hussein is being "uncooperative", "smart-assing" his captors. Mmmm, sounds like news. And then I turn on the Tube during Prime Time, and what do I see? Why Dubya of course, Little Black Chickenhawk eyes all agleam (Xanax perhaps?), chest all puffed out like some sexually-aroused cockatoo, taking credit for all he's done for 'Murica.... And how the capture of Saddam, the evil despot-murderer-torturer, raper of children, has made the WHOLE WORLD A MUCH SAFER PLACE!!! I must admit I didn't watch the entire performance. My Cardiologist, Dr. Robert, recommended I avoid situations and people that elevate my Blood Pressure, so naturally I limit my intake of Dubya VideoBites (& Dennis Miller)....

All this got me thinking, which always seems to make Mrs. Bruin nervous.

...And the thing that popped into my brain was THE OLD SEWER PARABLE.

America, ask yourself this question: If the entire Planet is nothing more than ONE LARGE OPEN SEWER, and PEOPLE are nothing more than TURDS of varying shapes and textures, and POLITICIANS (and Lawyers as well) are merely MUCH LARGER TURDS than ordinary people (but not distinguishable from outer Space), Then WHY was the capture of this PARTICULAR TURD so important?????...... It's not like there weren't any number of similarly-sized turds that Dubya could have harvested for POLITICAL PURPOSES (North Korea's Little Kim fer instance), so WHAT WAS SO DAMN SPECIAL ABOUT SADDAM? Well I'm gonna tell yah why: THIS PARTICULAR TURD WAS FLOATING ON OIL (Black Gold, Texas Tea).

So when they start up the ALL SLAVE ARMY in January/2005, just thank Halliburton Almighty that you're too old (or infirm) to BE DRAFTED. 'Cause it's gonna get really ugly here on Planet Earth........

AND IN THE NEWS:

9/11 WAS PREVENTABLE

SADDAM IN CUSTODY,
WAR HEATS UP

MADELEINE ALBRIGHT AGREES WITH BRUIN:
DUBYA HAS OSAMA, WAITING FOR MOST
OPPORTUNE TIME TO PARADE HIS SKINNY ASS.

NO NEED FOR A TRIAL. DUBYA SAYS
SADDAM SHOULD FRY