Thursday 12/18/03
So the CIA is supposedly
just now being put in charge of interrogating Saddam. Uh-huh,
uh-huh. And apparently Mr. Hussein is being "uncooperative",
"smart-assing" his captors. Mmmm, sounds like news. And
then I turn on the Tube during Prime Time, and what do I see? Why
Dubya of course, Little Black Chickenhawk eyes all agleam (Xanax
perhaps?), chest all puffed out like some sexually-aroused cockatoo,
taking credit for all he's done for 'Murica.... And how the
capture of Saddam, the evil despot-murderer-torturer, raper of children,
has made the WHOLE WORLD A MUCH SAFER
PLACE!!! I must admit I didn't watch the entire performance.
My Cardiologist, Dr. Robert, recommended I avoid situations and
people that elevate my Blood Pressure, so naturally I limit my intake
of Dubya VideoBites (& Dennis Miller)....
All
this got me thinking, which always seems to make Mrs. Bruin nervous.
...And the thing
that popped into my brain was THE OLD SEWER
PARABLE.
America,
ask yourself this question: If
the entire Planet is nothing more than ONE LARGE OPEN SEWER, and
PEOPLE are nothing more than TURDS
of varying shapes and textures, and POLITICIANS
(and Lawyers as well) are merely MUCH LARGER TURDS than ordinary
people (but not distinguishable from outer Space), Then WHY
was the capture of this PARTICULAR TURD
so important?????...... It's not like there weren't any number of
similarly-sized turds that Dubya could have harvested for POLITICAL
PURPOSES (North Korea's Little Kim fer instance),
so WHAT WAS SO DAMN SPECIAL ABOUT SADDAM? Well I'm gonna tell yah
why: THIS PARTICULAR TURD WAS FLOATING
ON OIL (Black Gold, Texas Tea).
So when they start
up the ALL SLAVE ARMY in January/2005,
just thank Halliburton
Almighty that
you're too old (or infirm) to BE DRAFTED. 'Cause it's gonna
get really ugly here on Planet Earth........
AND IN THE NEWS:
MADELEINE ALBRIGHT
AGREES WITH BRUIN:
DUBYA
HAS OSAMA, WAITING FOR MOST
OPPORTUNE TIME TO PARADE HIS SKINNY ASS.
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