11/24/04

DEATH TV:
ALMOST AS GOOD AS HBO!

So, did y'all see the video?

I mean, you couldn't possibly have missed it. Damn thing was on every news program across the continental Yooo- Es-of-A! Played it over and over, they did, just like they always do. If it bleeds, it leads. 'Murican public just can't get enough of that funky stuff.

The video is dark and kinda murky; 1960's stag-film quality.

Several wounded Iraqi men lay on the dirt floor of a Mosque. They are unarmed prisoners of war.

We hear cursing off-camera, and then a marine enters the frame. He's a teenager with an assault weapon. He points to one of the bedraggled Iraqis."This guy is fucking faking being dead!" he shouts.

He exchanges words with one of his compadres. And then, moments later, the young marine raises his weapon and pumps a round into the Iraqi. The man's body jerks violently and then goes limp. We can see his blood and brains sprayed on the wall.

Then we hear one of the marines joke, "Well, he's dead now."

High-Fucking Drama, no??

All caught on videotape, courtesy of a Genuine, Certified Grade A Organic, Embedded "Journalist".

-And if you're wondering what will become of the young marine who pulled the trigger on that particular unarmed, wounded Iraqi, I can assure you of this: His actions will be ruled "self defense", Geneva Conventions notwithstanding.

.....Ugly though it is, it's all merely a distraction orchestrated by Karl Rove & Co. to keep your thoughts away from the REAL story:

THE STOLEN ELECTION OF 2004!

As I understand it, Mr. Bush's numbers just don't add up. And that's not just me spouting conspiracy theory either, that's the conclusion drawn by several respected individuals with Ph.D after their names, in fields related to statistical research and esoteric math. Yes indeedy, ladies and gentlemen, they've gone and done it again! Stole another election right out from under our noses! I mean, whoever heard of exit polls being wrong??? It just doesn't happen. Not without some serious skullduggery afoot!

I've long opined that the Bush Regime will say anything and do anything to remain in power. Apparently Hacking the election was their plan all along. That's why the radio-controlled chimp in the $3000 suit smirked so damn much. He knew it all along!

"The election is in the hands of the People, and I'm comfortable with that," Mr. Bush said.

What he didn't say was "The People" he was referring to were HIS people, Uncle Karl, Uncle Dick, Perlie and Wolfie. And the outcome was certain all along.

But guess what? Try as they might, the Bushists have been unable to make the story go away. Goddamn Internetz! And recounts are about to take place in New Hampshire and Ohio. And that won't be the end of it. Evidence of fraud or wrongdoing in one state will lead to more recounts in other states, which will yield further evidence.

Sometimes, when you pull a single thread, an entire knot unravels.

 

-Folks, the gloves will be comin' off any minute now.

I've always thought Thanksgiving would be an excellent choice of a day for our beloved Government to "pull something big". Everybody's home with their families, Nobody at work.
Perfect day to ??????????

Go ahead, pick a scenario!

(And don't forget to stock up on Reynolds Wrap!)